talking hormones

via Pinterest via Feasting Never Stops

A woman on my train today told me that my bagel smelled. 

Yes, a cinnamon raisin bagel smelled

Honestly, I'm not sure HOW she should smell it -- I was inhaling it at a record pace. 

Lady: "ugh... that bagel smells terrible..." 
Me: "Lady, I'm pregnant, I'd eat your face with the right condiments..." 
Lady: (Speechless) 
Me: (Chew, chew, chew)

What do you think?...Do you think that was the hormones talking? :-)


Natasha Fatah said...

I think the hormones gave you the permission to say what anybody would be thinking. As in, back off and let me eat my bagel.

~Natasha Fatah~

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hibbingchick said...

Nice! Wish I had your moxie! (too "MN nice")

Audrey @ Putting Me Together said...

Bahaha. I think what SHE said was rude!

Colleen said...

Hysterical!!!!!!!! Love it!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the LOL!

Maira Gall